Unicorn poop. That’s it. No comment.

JUST KIDDING. I have to comment because this is a blog and that’s the POINT. Anyway, for all you ice cream lovers out there, vegan or not, Sweet Ritual is an INCREDIBLE all vegan (and poss gluten free?) ice cream shop in Austin.

All the flavors are so unique and yummy. The best by far is the Unicorn Poop ice cream. Legit died when I saw the name.

Poop is such a nasty word, but the second you put the word “unicorn” in front of it, it suddenly becomes intriguing and magical.

Unicorn Poop ice cream is beet dyed vanilla ice cream with sprinkles and skittles mixed in!! I MEAN. IT IS MAGICAL. AND IT TASTES MAGICAL. Like it literally tasted like it came straight from a unicorn’s ass. In the best way possible. And the little bits of skittles are ICE CREAM GOALS.

I also got the smores which was really good but nothing really tops the unicorn poop. We also got the birthday cake cones which were so yummy!

Random question: but would guys feel emasculated ordering pink ice cream??? Thoughts??

Omg also, Sweet Ritual sells vegan ICE CREAM CAKES. I KNOW. 

Austin #slays the vegan game. SLAYS.