That’s right ladies and gents, girls and boys, and everything in between (that’s politically correct, right?)… I have discovered the latest greatest thing since sliced bread, contact lenses, and the rearview camera in your car that helps you back up and not run people over: VEGAN DORITOS. 

Now I know you all are like “Boo hoo. Doritos aren’t vegan. Stop getting our hopes up #clickbait” and yes you mofos, you are correct. However, I have found the next BEST substitue which was even quoted by a non-vegan for being “better than doritos”. 

I announce to you: Beanfield’s Nacho Rice & Bean Chips. 

That Vegan Life Doe was given a huge box for free by someone who works with the company (I promise this isn’t sponsored lol we aren’t cool enough for that) and I literally spent a week straight  just eating chips. 

The chip itself is crunchy, but like a much better crunch than a Dorito and the seasoning is so good and cheesy that I am tempted to lick the bag every time I finish a pack (or just reach for another pack lol). 

Anyway, try it for yourself if you don’t believe me. They sell em at Whole Foods in big and small bags. But I suggest the big bag. You’ll thank me.