So guys, the sis and I were like “Oh, we’re gonna be so chill and stuff and juice cleanse when we come back from college…” and don’t get me wrong. We did. But like, for a day and maybe a half. The story goes: The bro took us out in the city to learn the ropes…
GUYZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pinkberry has finally stopped sucking ass and has officially made it’s first DAIRY-FREE, VEGAN flavor!!!! Literally, too excited to contain myself. As my inner basic, white girl would say “I can’t even”. Anyway, as a young lad, I grew up dining on the sweet delight of original tart pinkberry soft serve ever since the Jonas Brother’s deemed…
So I’m an adult now, I guess, and I’m living in the city this summer so I thought I’d be a big girl and stay there for the night with a friend and learn my way around the city (Secretly crying about the fact that I have to grow up and I’m turning 20 next year and…
So guys, going back to LALA land and on the 6 hour (Correction: 1 million hour) flight, I thought I’d stock up on snacks so I could voraciously eat them in seconds and hibernate the whole way through as I travel across the country in a small metal tube thousands of feet above the ground….
So. Oatmeal. Pretty basic if you ask me. I mean, I literally think cavemen ate oatmeal. Aint nothin special bout it. BUT, some really, smart, creative people decided to take something REALLY basic and make it REALLY hipster. Honestly, that takes skill. Because, if you think about it, the opposite of basic IS hipster. Making oatmeal “hipster”…